May 2013
298 posts
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
continualsanitynotlikely:
Kissez to all mah lovely bitchez and by that I mean I throw hershey kisses at you from my optimum hiding place behind the chair then I eat them all and throw the bag at you
cryptaniac:
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
“When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...”
– John Cho (x)
deanisanactualprincess:
grumpygandalf:
commander-cosmo:
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
shalrath:
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
Haruki Murakami Stuff: A Murakami Fan Blog: A... →
murakamistuff:
After we posted a photo of a copy of Kafka on the Shore “on the shore” one of our followers pointed out that it would be fun to see a copy of Norwegian Wood in a Norwegian wood.
Since neither of us lives in Norway, we’re officially requesting our followers who do to undertake this task. Grab…
If this post gets 5000 notes I will go to my...
lumos5000:
madmanwithabox-andafez:
lumos5000:
She will have a photo booth so this will be documented!!!
this needs to happen
Oh and just to up the ante I will “regenerate” half way though the evening and do some Eleven dancing on the dance floor
jebbmeh:
partevia:
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
Who-lligan: Doctor Who, plus some Science:... →
who-lligan:
Okay, I’m curious as to what peoples opinions are on companions/showrunners and how that relates to demographics and when they started watching Doctor Who. So if you could take a moment, I made a quick survey. If I get a good number of responses, I’ll run some stats and publish…
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
theambiguoushero:
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
